Search Results for 'Shadi'

husband and Wife

Husband: Apke sath shadi karky mujhe Ek fayeda tu howa
Wife: Khush ho kar boli, Konsa fayeda?
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Husband: Mujhe mairy gunaho'n ki saza dunia mai hi mel gayi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Shadi ki rat

Shadi ki raat Husband confuse hogia
Ke bewi se kia bolon!!
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Akhir wo bola
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Aap ke ghar walon ko maloom hai,
Ke ap yahan mairy sath ho??

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Samjhdar Aadmi

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
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Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Lassh

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
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Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
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Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Gala Dabaye

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shaadi k liye 3 dabye.

A Gujarati Man asks: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana hai ji ?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhakt Ka Guzaris

Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.

Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.

Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan

Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Propose Ya Adopt

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera gugla.

Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby, bolo na!

Funny Boyfriend: Tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Facebook Ki Password

Sach' Hum Pyar Kisi se karte hai aur Shadi Kisi aur se..

Jisse Hum Shaadi karte hai Wo husband/wife ban jaate hai aur..
Jisse Pyar karte hai Wo facebook ki ID ka Password ban jaate hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gadhe Ki Umeed

Ek Gadha: Yaar mera maalik Laloo mujhe bahut maarta hai.

Doosra Gadha: To tu bhag kyo nahi jata?

Pehla Gadha: Bhag to jaaun par vahan future bahut bright hai.

Malik ki khubsurat beti jab sharat karti hai to vo usko kehta hai teri shadi kise gadhe se hi karunga. Bus isi umeed pe baitha hoon..!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beta Phone Par Apni Maan Ko Bola.

Beta Phone Par Apni Maan Ko Bola.

Beta: “Hello Maan, Ek Gud News Hai”
Maan: “Kya Hua?”

Beta: “Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye”
Maan Ne Khushi Se Uchalte Hue Pucha: “Ladka Hua Ya Ladki?”
Beta: “Nahi Maan, Aapki Bahu Ne Dusri Shadi Karli“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kitni Acchi Lagti Hoon?

Patni Ne Shadi Ke Do Saal Bad Apne Pati Se Ek Raat Ko Puchha.

Patni: “Main Aapko Kitni Acchi Lagti Hoon?”

Pati: “Bahut Hi Jayada”
Patni: “Phir Bhi Kitni?”

Pati: “Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 2-3 Aur Le Aaun“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladka: I LOVE YOU, Ladki: sorry main kisi or se pyar krti hu

Boy: UncLe
Mai 1 Ladki Se
PYaR KaRTa Hu.
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UnCLe: To
UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDi Ki BaaT KaR,
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BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe
hai.

by Numan Malik (few years ago!)
sorry kal rat ko

sorry kal rat ko msg nhi kr saka police
ne pakad lia tha "murder case mai
maine ek ladki se kaha mujhse shadi
karogi to
?
? ?
khushi se hi mar gayi pagli?

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Hotel Jo Sirf Naye

Ek Hotel Jo Sirf Naye
Shadi-Shuda Couples Ke Honeymoon Ke Liye Bana Tha,
Uske Gate Pe Ek Bada Sa Sign

Board Laga Tha, Jispe Likha Tha.
Kripya Khidki Ke Parde Hamesha Dal Ke Rakhe,

Aapka Pyar Andha Ho Sakta Hai Par Humara Staff Nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hum Ek Baar Jite Hai Aur Ek Baar MarteHai..

Hum Ek Baar Jite Hai Aur Ek Baar Marte
Hai..
Shadi Bhi Ek Baar Hoti hai....
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But Flirt Apne Talent Pe Depend Karta Hai.......
Bhaisaab...>=) :p =)) =D X_X B-)

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
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