Search Results for 'Shadi'

bank se loan le kar

Ek sardar ne bank se loan le kar car li lekin loan wapis na kar saka.
Bank wale car le gaye.
Sardar bola: Mujhe pehle pata hota to shadi bhi bank se loan le kar hi karta.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan shadi ki raat ko room mai gaya

Pathan shadi ki raat ko room mai gaya to dulhan ne doodh ka glass diya aur romantic awaz mai pucha: "Aur Kuch?"
Pathan: Haan baji, agar Tiger Biscuit bhi mil jaye to maza ajaye !

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Final Match Update

Ladki ke shadi me uska ex-boy friend vi aaya tha

Wo bahut smart lag raha tha, sabi ne usse pucha kya aap hi
dulhe ho

boy - nahi me to semi final me out ho gaya tha final dekhne
aya hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pending Pyaar

Meri mohabbt ka bhi kya ENDING tha.. meri mohabbt ka bhi kya ENDING thaprapose kiya tha mene use SMS pe jo uske SHADI tak PENDING tha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai

Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
Sanse aksar tham jati hai,

Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
Jab Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mere BV Zero meter hai.

Santa: Mere BV Zero meter hai.

Banta: Tujhe kese pta?

Santa: Shadi se pehle 4 logo ne check kr k muje Batya tha.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
College Ki Ladki se Bola

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pati, Patni aur Afsos

Pati Patni Mein Zabardast Jhagda Ho Raha Tha,

Patni: Kash Main Apni Mom KiBaat Maan Leti Aur Tum Se Shadi Na Karti

Pati: Kya Matlab? Tumhari Maa Ne Mujh Se Shadi Karne Ko Mana Kiya Tha?

Patni: Haan, Bahut Baar…

Pati Rote Hue Bola: Hey Bhagwan, Main Aaj Tak Uss Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ham Kya Mar Gaye The?

Ek Murgi Ne Baaj Se Shadi Kar Li, Shadi Ke Baad Ek Murge Ne Murgi Se Kaha,
Murga: “Ham Kya Mar Gaye The Jo Tune Ek Baaj Se Shadi Kar Li? ”
Murgi Mayusi Se Boli: “Shadi To Main Tumse Hi Karna Chahti Thi, Par Pita Ji Ki Jidd Thi Ki Ladka Airforce Mein Ho“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dono me fark batao?

TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li
Usey KHUDKUSHI krni pari
Dono me fark batao?

STUDENT: Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,
Dosra SHADI SHUDA tha.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
main tumhain day kr

Husband:
Me Tmhain Talaaq De kr
Dosri Shadi Kru Ga…
Wife:MGr Q.?
Husband:
Imran khan Ne kaha hai
Khush Haali K liye”Tabdeeli”Zauri
ha..

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
1 Molvi ki shadi nhi ho rhi thi

1 Molvi ki shadi nhi ho
rhi thi,Wo manat mangny
gay whan uski maa gum gayi.
Molvi bola wah Raba tari
khudai,
“Apni tay LABI ni Abbay di
v Gawai”

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
aik sahab dosray sahab se

aik sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Main ne tumhain baghair dekhe shadi kr li

Wife: Main ne tumhain baghair dekhe shadi kr li.

Shohar: Aur meri sharafat dekho,

Main ne dekh kar bhi inkar ni kiya..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tariqa Bataiye

Man: Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tariqa Bataiye
Doctor:
Shadi Karlo
Man:
Kiya Is Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi
Doctor:
Nahi, Ye Shouq Khatam Ho Jayega!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)