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Gupta was driving car very rashly.

Gupta was driving car very rashly. Traffic police caught him.
Gupta – Sir, I’m learning driving.

Police – Without teacher?
Gupta – Ya, its correspondence course!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Traffic Policeman

traffic police: aap 180 ki speed se q ja rahe ho?
pappu: aap logon ne he tuo side wale board pe likha hai
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"yaad rakhiye ghar pe koi apka intizar kar rha hai...!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)
Tumhe kal subah 5 baje

Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Traffic police chalan book

Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola: 'Naam bol?'

Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir...

Police: Naam Bol
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Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...dobara nahi hoga

Police: Naam bol

Ladka: "Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami"

Police (book band karke): "Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana!" :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Chota bacha road par

1 Chota bacha road par Potti kar raha tha..
Police ne use pakad liya..
Jab use le jane lage to bacha bola,

O Kanoon k rakhwalo,

Saboot to utha Lo..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police officer 2 his son!

Police officer 2 his son!

Tumhara result acha nhi aaya,

Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna
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Son!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1sardar ko 3bomb mile

1sardar ko 3bomb mile
wo police ko dne chala gya

Sathwla admi bola-agr koi bomb raste me fat gaya to

Sardar"Jooth bol denge ki 2 hi mile the

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar and Police man

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by Imran Ashraf (few years ago!)
Police-Aap Belt Pehen Kar drive

Police-Aap Belt Pehen Kar drive kar rahe hai aapko Rs. 5000 ka inam diya jata hai Aap iska kya karoge

Santa-main is se apn driving license bannaunga...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati: Aaj Meri Kisi Ne Jeb Kaat Li.

Pati: Aaj Meri Kisi Ne Jeb Kaat Li.

Patni: To Tumne Police Main Report Ki.

Pati: Nahi Maine galti Kar Di.
Patni: Wo Kya??

pati: Jeb Katne Ke Turant Baad Main Darji Ke Pass Chala gaya.

Parti Chal Rahi Thi,Reena Ne Pati Ko Ungali Se Apni Or Aane Ka Ishara Kiya,Pati Ne Aakar Poocha,Kya Koi kaam Hai

Patni: Nahi Main Dekhna Chah rahi Thi Meri Ungali Main Kitni takat Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
English Police: What’s Your Crime,

English Police: What’s Your Crime, Why You Are Here?
Chor: RBI Se Competition Ho Gaya Tha…
English Police: What Competition You Idiot
Chor: Note Chapne Ka Mamu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naman: Sir, mere ghar mein TV

Naman: Sir, mere ghar mein TV chodke baaki sabki chori hogayi hai Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga Naman: mujhe kya pataa sir main us samay TV mein serial dekh rahaa thaa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 thief’s were busy in a

2 thief’s were busy in a robbery….Suddenly police came out of building !! 1st thief : Oh !

The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A police officer attempts to

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph.

He eventually realizes he can’t escape and finally pulls over.

The cop approaches the car and says, "It’s been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give [.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
police: madam darwaja kholo apke

police: madam darwaja kholo apke pati truck k neeeecheee ake papad bn gye he..............

madam: to isme darwaja kholne ki kya jarurat h .......neeche se srkaaaa do unhe...hahah

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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