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Motorway police

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police to Santa

Police to Santa : "Tumhara Dost kaise mara?"
Santa : "O ji Mai kuch nahi janta, Usne to yehi kaha tha-Mere Pat me Chuhe kud rahe hai. to Mene use Chuhe Mar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
gf

Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
(‘.’)
//”/\ Oh Teri
_/”\_ Khair.

by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)
GADHE k samne 1 PANI ki, 1 DARU

GADHE k samne 1 PANI ki, 1 DARU ki BALTI rakhi.

GADHA PANI P gaya.
POLICE ne SHARABI se puchha:tune isse kya seekha?

SHARABI:jo DARU nahi pita Wo GADHA hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police high alert k time

Police high alert k time Santa ke ghar talasi lene gai.
Police-Khabar h k apke ghar me Vishfotak samgri h.
Santa-"Sir" vo maike gai hui h.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1baar Adnan sami k ghar me

1baar Adnan sami k ghar me chor aayaAdnan chor K upar baitha Or bola Ramu police ko bulaRamu- Sahab chppl nhi mil rhiCHOR bola-Meri pehen le par Jaldi Jaa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police wala

Police wala : oye tu PAPPITA bechan wali nu KISS kyo kitta ?
Santa : HAJOOR ohi bar bar chilla rahi c
PAPI ta le lo
PAPI ta le lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tumhara scooter itna uchhal kyon raha hai?

Traffic police:tumhara scooter itna uchhal kyon raha hai?

Scooter chaalak:-huzur, scooter nahin uchhal raha hai. Mujhe hichkiyaan aa rahi hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aapki car ki accident kaise hua?

Police: aapki car ki accident kaise hua?

Santa: woh to mujhe bhi pata nahi hai sir. tab main so rahaa tha?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police ne tumhe kyu arrest kiya?

Santa: police ne tumhe kyu arrest kiya?

Banta: maine purse se paise nikhaal ke kharchaa kar diyaa thaa

Santa: baap re!! is liye bhi arrest karte hai kya?

Banta: purse kisi aur kaa thaa yaar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mere ghar mein TV

Ramu: Sir, mere ghar mein TV chodke baaki sabki chori hogayi hai?

Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga?

Ramu: mujhe kya pataa sir? main us samay TV mein serial dekh rahaa thaa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The Comishener

It Was Back Wen All The Riots Were On And Ben The New 18 Year Old Police Officer Was Called Up Front Row Of The Riot pack. He Was All Siked Up For It Until All The Riot Was Charging At Him So He Got So Scared He Just Turned Back Closed His Eyes And

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A drunk man was smoking

A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving.
The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?"
The drunk man, "What drugs??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man in a hurry taking

A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
"It's okay, Dad," the boy said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
How is a police

How is a police car like a women?
It flashes and It usually has a d*ck in it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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