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chemical formula of water

Chemistry teacher: what is the
chemical formula of water?
Student: HIJKLMNO
Teacher: whats this non sense?
student: yesterday u said H to O.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
I Am So Intelligent

Teacher: Batao cold drink
Nuqsan deti he ya faida?

Student: ager koi pila de
To faida agr plani pr jae
To nuqsan;
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O My God I Am So
Intelligent

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A boy of 1st class to her teacher

A boy of 1st class to her teacher.
Do you like me?
Miss. So sweet.
Student: When should I sent my
parents to your home?
Miss. Why?
Student: To talk about us.
Miss: What are you saying?
Student: For tuition.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Kutta Dum kiun Hilata Hy

Teacher: Btao Kutta
Dum kiun Hilata Hy ?

Student: kiun k Dum
Men Itni Takat Nhi
Hoti K Wo Kuttay Ko
Hila Saky

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?

Teacher:
Batao cold drink Nuqsan
Deti Hai Ya Faida?

Student:

Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,

Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
maths ka kya matlab

Teacher: batao kay maths ka
kya matlab hai:
student: sir maths meanz
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M: Mental
A: Attack
T: To
H: Handsome
S: students’

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
High level confidence

High level confidence!
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me
“where is GOD”, i’ll reward u 100 rupees.
Student : n If u tell me
“whr GOD is not” i’l reward u
200Rs

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Past tense

Lady Teacher:
What tense is this
“I m a beautiful woman.”
Student:
Past tense Madam.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
School late kiun aye

Miss:Tum Late kiyon Aaye,
school 8 baje shuru Hota Hai.
Phir dair kiyon ki?

Student:Miss aap meri itni Fikar
mat kiya karo Dost SHAK karte hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
dost or ap ki lover doob rahay hoon to

Teacher:
Ager aap ka dost or ap ki lover doob rahay
hoon to aap kis ko bachao gay?

Student:
Doob jane do dono kamino ko.
Wo ek sath kar kya rahy they…:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pappu MQM wale ki beti

Teacher:
“Pappu MQM wale ki beti ko
bhaga kar le gaya. Is ka future
tense batao ?”
Student:Pappu ki namaz-e-janaza
shaam 6 baje ada ho gi……

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
miss jaldi police ko phone kro jaldi

student[shoking]: miss jaldi police ko phone kro jaldi
miss[shoked]: par kyon kya hua????
student: vo meri pencil kho gai hai report likhwani hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Principal: Why Are U Late?

Principal:
Why Are U Late?
Ur Class Mates Came
Together On Time.

Student:
Sir, Sheeps Always
Come Together
But
Lion Always come alone

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
My Father’s Cheque Book

Teacher: Which Book Help
Most in Your Life.?
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STUDENT: My Father’s Cheque
Book

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge…

All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
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Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…

All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,.

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..

All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,..

Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge…
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All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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