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OxFord

teacher :oxford ka matlab kya-hai ..

student: ox matlab bail & ford matlab gaadi toh.....

oxford matlab BailGaadi!!
:-);-):-P

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Oh i See

Teacher:- kal tum ne chutti kyu ki

Student:- Sir,ghar main zaruri kam tha

Tchr :- oh i see..!

Student:- na-na Sir oh ni aayi c.. main hi milan gya c

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
professor to student

Professor:

What is
"Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder"..?

Studnt :-Jinga Lala hurrRrr hurrRr...

Profess0r : ye kya thaa ...? :O :O

Studnt : pehly ap batain wo kya tha :-P :-D

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Wo Kon si Cheez Hai

Teacher: Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo Insaan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se Jakhre Rakhti Hai?
Student: MISS, SHALWAR KA NARRA

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek Student Ki Aakhri Khwaish

Ek student ki aakhri khwaish Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena, mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabrpar girls hostel bana dena!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher ny student sy Question pocha k

Teacher ny student sy Question pocha k . . . . . . .
Q: Shadi k card pr J S M F likha hota ha is k kia mtlab ha . . . . . .
Student ny kuch dair bd socg kr bola
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Jutoo sy murumat farmai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek ENGINEER, MBA student or ZUBEDA Aapa kashti me ja rahe thy,

Ek ENGINEER, MBA student or ZUBEDA Aapa kashti me ja rahe thy,

k JIN agaya or bola:

“samandar me koi chez phenko,

agar mene dhond li to me tumhe mar donga..

Or na dhond paya to me tumhara ghulam!

Engineer ne Needle phenki, JIN ne dhond li or usy mar dia..

MBA student ne Memory Card phenka, JIN ne dhond lia or usy bi mar dia!

AAPA ne Disprine phenki,

wo pani me hal hogai AAPA boli: “Chal Beta Ghr Chal, Boht Kaam Para Hai”

JIN Shocked

AAAPA ROCKED

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Dedicated to all genius students

…SUCCESS…
1. kabhi top na kro wrna log tm se jalne lge gy
2. Hmsha late class me jao iss trha hr teacher tmhe yad rkhe ga
3.zyda prhny se time zaya hota hy or time zaya krna gunah hy
4.kbi test na do q k beizzati k 2 marks se izzat k 0 marks ache hain
Dedicated to all genius students

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
nafsiat ka practical

Nafsiat Ka Practical:

Professor Ne 1 Choohe K Liye
1 Taraf Cake Or 1 Taraf Choohia Rakhi.

Chooha Foran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka.
Dosri Bar Cake Badal K Roti Rakhi To Chooha Roti Ko
Lapka.

Yun Bar Bar Food Item Badla
Per Chooha Her Bar Khane Ki Taraf Bhaga.

Prof:
Bus
Sabit Hua K Bhook Hi Sab Se Bari Taqat Hai.

Last Row Se Ek Student Bola:

Sir, Ek Bar
Choohia B Badal K Dekh Lete

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
ap mere baap

Ustad: Agr me tmhary walid ko Rs. 5000 dun,un ko 2000 ki zarurat ho to ktne wapas mil jaenge?

Student: 1 b nhi
Ustd : wo Hisab nhi janty?
Student: ap mre baap ko nhi jannty

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
mehnat

Teacher: Mehnat Karo Gay Tou Kuch Bano Gay...

Student: Teacher, Hamra Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai...

Magr Wo Tu Kuch Nahe Bana ...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Aik student net pe apna result dekh k:

Aik student net pe apna result dekh k:

“Mei fail? Wo b English mein?

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That’s unpossible!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Gadhe Par Nibandh

Master Ji: Kal Meine Tujhe Gadhe Par Nibandh Likhne Ko Bola Tha, Chal Dikha Kya Likha ? Student:

Master Ji, Jaise He Nibandh Likhne Ke Liye Pencil Lagai, Gadha He Bhag Gaya..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Student with his girlfriend

Student sitting with his Girlfrnd in Restaurant Drinking BEER and says

I Love yOuuu :)

Girlfrnd: is it yOu Or the BEER talking ??
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Student: its me, Talking tO my BEER, yOu Shut up

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 saal mai kitna mahine hote hain

Teacher to KG class Student:
1 saal mai kitna mahine hote
hain.?

Stdnt:12 mOnth
Teacher:wow!!
Tmhe kese pata chala.?

Stdnt:
12 mahino mai 12 tareeqo se
tujh Ko Pyaarr jataOnga rree.,.

(,”)
_/((\_ dhinki
<< chika

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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