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Sardar ji is filling up a job application

Sardar ji is filling up a job application He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.

Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED After much thought he writes: Yes

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
kam wali nokrani“SHANTI” ko bulao

Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani“SHANTI” ko bulao

BV: kyu?

Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy kraat ko dawa khao aurShanti k sath so jao

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Sardar ji ik Sheikh ki Baaraat mei gye

1 Sardar ji ik Sheikh ki Baaraat mei gye

wahan bar bar Paani Pesh kiya ja raha tha

Tang aa ker Sardar bola:

Galey wich paani phans gya hai Ik boti tey deo

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Sardar jab bhi kapry dhota

1 Sardar jab bhi kapry dhota

tab bohat zor ki barish shuru ho jati

1 din bohat dhoop nikli hooi thi to us ny shukar kiya aur dukan sy surf leny chala gya

jab dukan mein enter hooa to baadal bohat zor sy garja

Sardar ji jaldi sy Aasmaan ki taraf munh kar k boly

Kidhar.?

Main ty ras lein Aaya wan.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Sardar ji ik Sheikh ki Baaraat mei gye

1 Sardar ji ik Sheikh ki Baaraat mei gye

wahan bar bar Paani Pesh kiya ja raha tha

Tang aa ker Sardar bola:

Galey wich paani phans gya hai Ik boti tey deo

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Taxi driver to sardar

Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
fire brigade staff

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
kept the door

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?
Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
pair of strange socks

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
jin chmar jaye to

Sardar ji agr apki
bivi ko jin chimat
jaye tu.
aap kia kro ge?”

Sardar:
“Mein ki krna ay,
ghalti jin di ay
apnye pugtey:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
i love you

Sardar ji: apko kbi ksi se pyar hua?

Haan yaar!
Par wo manti hi nhi!

Kya kahti hy?

Kehti hy
””I LOVE U 2?”

Pta nhi ye doosra kanjar kon hy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Semestor system

A Sardar was celebrating the birthday of his son after 6 months
People asked: Sardar Ji log tu 1 saal baad birthday manaty hain, owr ap 6 maheny baad..?
.
Sardar: O jee, hamary han semester system hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Study front of mirror

A Sardar ji was doing 'Study' in front of a Mirror
.
Why????
.
Because 3 reasons
1- Sath Sath Revision bhi ho jaye
2- Apny oper nazar rahy
3 - He likes combined study

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar Ji Ke Samose

3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye

Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aaye

Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak samose nahi khao ge
Dono ne kaha thik hai

1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gaye
2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye

Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola....

Aisa karoge to main nahi jauga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gala Dabaye

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shaadi k liye 3 dabye.

A Gujarati Man asks: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana hai ji ?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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