Search Results for 'wife'

Main maayke ja rahi hu

Wife- Main maayke ja rahi hu, tumhe talaak ka notice bhej dungi. Husband- Ja ja mithi-mithi bate karke mujhe khush karne ki koshish mat kar."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
My wife died yesterday..

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?

Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar tum mere pati hote to

Girl: Agar tum mere pati hote to main tumhari coffee mein zeher mila deti!

Boy: Aur agar tum meri wife hoti to main vo coffee zarur pi leta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband gusse may

Husband gusse may:aaj tmne ye kesa khana bnaya hy?
Bilkul Gobar jesa!!

Wife: uff Mairey khudaia!! Iss Admi ne kia kia chakkha huwa hai.;

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha?

Husbnd: Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha? No answer

Husbnd again asks, No answer
Then again he asks,

Wife: Nahi kaha. Plz AB bhoka na bandh karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Elephant & Ant were walking

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.

Then d elephant looked down toward d river.

Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y? Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man in Hell asked Devil

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
On The First Wedding Night.

On The First Wedding Night.
Husband: Look Darling Before Marrige I Had Affair With 20 Girls”

Wife Replied: “Janu Kundli Milli Hai To Gunn To Millenge Hi Na

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Madam, your husband

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and please so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you.!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mai aur Meri Wife 20 Saal se Khush the

SANTA-Mai aur Meri Wife 20 Saal se Khush the

BANTA-Fir Kya hua?

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BANTA: Batao Na Yaar!

SANTA: Fir Kya!
Ek din Hum mil gaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to

Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey na ?

Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, o kuch bhi kar sakta hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa.

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa.

Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji?

Husband: Aise jaise Bhagwan Vishnu shesh naag ki Godh mein lete hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A beggar

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shadi ke pehle to tum mujhe

Wife: Shadi ke pehle to tum mujhe rof gift diya karte they,
ab kyun nahi dete?

Husband: Machhali pakdne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?

Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?

Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.
Wife: Kyon?

Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)