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A Man Saw 3 Parrots 4 Sale.
He Was Shocked By Abnormaly High Price
D Owner Says D
1st Parrot Can Run MS Office.
Price Ten Thousnd
Other Parrot 15 Thousnd,
A Programmer
D Last Parrot Caried A Tag Of 50 Thousnd
What Does He Do?
Owner Replies:
To B Honest He Does Nothing
But The 2 Parots Call Him BOSS..! ;->
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Lion 1 Buriya Se:
Main Tera Khoon P Jaun Ga
Buriya:
Pena Hai To Kisi Jawan Mard Ka Pi
Uska Khoon Garam Hoga
Sher:
Nahi,Mera Aj Cold Drink Peny Ka Mood Hay.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Chuenti
Or Hathi Ki Love Marriage Hoi
Next Day
Hathi Ki Death Hogai
Chuenti Boli:
Wah Re Mohabbat, 1 Din Ka Pyar Mila,
Ab Sari Zndagi Qabr Khodny Me Lag Jaigi
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Wats Attitude?
3 Ants Saw An Elephant Comin.
Ant 1:
We Will Kill Him
Ant 2:
We Will Break His Leg
Ant 3:
Leave Him Dude He’s
Alone & We Are 3!
Masti @ Masti . Masti
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Two Frogs Sitting Together
1St Frog: Trrrrr
2nd Frog: Trrrr
1st Frog:Trrrr
2nd Frog:Trrrr
1st Frog: Taratrrr
2nd Frog: Yar Topic Change Na Kar.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
2 Sharmaji chess Khel rahe The
1st sharmaji - Bahut ho gaya ,ab khel band karte hai
2nd -thik ha , wais bhi tera ghora aur mera hati hi bacha ha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 cockroach ICU main admit hue....
1st: kisne mara??...
2nd: aray kisi ne nahiye larkian mujhe dekh k itna chillati hain k heart attack ho geya tha
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 makhi apny ghar brri buri halat me pohnchi
Ghar waly:kya hua?Makhi:Haaye!Sheikhan d chaa wich dig pai ciOnna ne choos choos k mat mar ditti.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Waiter: 10 Rupy Tip To Meri Insult Hy
Sardar: To Phr?
Waiter: 20 Rupy To Dain!
Sardar: Nhi Yara, Ham Tmhara Double Insult Nhi Kar Sakta...
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Sardar ne FootPath ko Rang krne ka theka lia
1st day Us ne 3 Kilo Meter Rang kiya
2nd day 2 KMOr
3rd day 1 KM..
1 admi ne puchaKia baat hy Sardar G?1st day 3 KM2nd din 2 KM3rd din 1 K.M Rang kiya hy,Is ki wja?
Sardar bola:PAA G Rang da daba v te wekho kinni door peya æ.....
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar angraiz se:hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hy jis se insan dewar k aar paar daikh skta hay.
Angraiz hairan ho krwoh kya ??
Sardar"MORI"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Student:Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?
Sir:Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hoja Warna 5,7 dhar dunga 6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir ajynge!
studnt:sir g urdu,english hi theek hymath waqai bakwas subject hy:
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Exam sms
1 ameer larki ko exam me garib Family pr mazmun likhne ko kaha gya!
Mazmun:1 garib khandan tha,Bap garib,maa garib,bachy garib!Ghar me 4 nokar the wo b garib
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ahmed FARAZ vs WASI Shah
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1. Urte hue parindon ko koi qaid nhi kr skta "Faraaz"
Jo apne hote hain woh khud he loat aate hein..!
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Wasi reply to Faraaz
.
Na rakh Umeed-E-Wafa kisi parindy se "WASI"
Jab par nikl aatay hain apna hi Aashyana bhool jaty hain.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
BUSH baraa chalak hai....... 9 bachoon ka bap hai.. BUSH. bara nirala hai .10wa bhi aanay wala hai........waise aapus ki baat hai.........is sab main USAMA ka haath hai
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)