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1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Sarkar Ne Vote Dene Ki Age 18 Aur Shaadi Ki Age 21 Kyun Rakhi Hai ?
Kyunki Sab Jaante Hain Desh Sambhalna Aasan Hai Biwi Ko Nahi..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tufani andheri raat me 12 baje
kabristan k jungle me
1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha
.
Ghabra mat,sb vahem hai,
koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Xam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha.
1st bencher ne chit likh kar
examiner ko di.
Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya.
2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tunekya likha ?
1st bencher ne kaha -
SIR , Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai .........!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 dost dusre dost ko raat 2 bje phone karta
hai
.
1st- hello, bhai jaldi aa kuch kaam he
.
2nd- kya kaam he yr mujhe nind aarhi he ,
mai nhi aa raha
.
.
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1st- yr plz aja kuch jaruri kaam he
2nd- muje nind aa rhi he, K bye.
Gudnyt Phone off.
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kuch der baad 2nd dost ko lagta hai. jaruri
kaam hoga, wo rat 2 bje us dost k ghar jata he 2nd- ha bol kya kaam he?
1st- bhai, wo light or t.v band karde
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Sardar ko telenor me operatr ki job mil gae,
pehlay hee din usy mar k nekal dia.
Becoz 1st cal: Sir meri telenor ki sim blok ho gyi hai,
Sardar: Tay paagla Zong Le ley.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan sheshay k samnay beth ker study karta tha,
jis ke 3 wajah thein.
1. Revision bhi sath sath ho jaey.
2. Apnay ooper nazar rahay.
3. Combined study..:-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 pathan hsptal aya to nurse n btaya
Mbarak ho
is waqt 2 baj rhe hen or ap 2 bcho k bap bn gaye hen.
Pthn: Khuda ka shukar he ke hm 12 baje yhan nai aya:-D
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Raj:- Kal Meri Patni K pars me se koi 2000 rup nikal kar lai gyea!
Mohan:-vo jhooth boll rahi hai pars me sirf 1500 rup the
Raj:- yaar paise ki baat nahi hai bas tum us
admi ka pata kar do
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik admi hotel manager se: yeh tolya bohat ganda hai, hath saaf karne ke kabil nahin…,
manager: aap bhi ajeeb admi hain subah se 100 laog hath saaf kar chukkay hain aur kisi ne shakayet nahin ki
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Survey karne walay ne aik sarkari afsar se poocha, apke daftar main kitne loag kam karte hain?,
afsar ne jawab deya 100 main 4
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan Ne A.C Lgwaya..
1 Shakhs Ne Pucha:
Apko To Sardi Bht Lgti Ha?
Pathan:
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Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya Ha,Garam Hawa Andar Or Thandi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..
Khan: To phir..?
Waiter: 20 Rs to hon..
Khan: Main tumhari double insult nhi kr skta..!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.
Dost: Kiun?
Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)