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1 Larki Bina Kiss Kiye Sardar Se Paise Le K Bhag gai
Sardar Ne Paper Me Add Diya1 Larki Kad 5'3'' Rang Gora Name GeetaJise Mily Puppi le lePayment ho gae ha.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 sikh ke b.v hospital mei thi.
Sikh ne nurse se keha k“agr lrka hua tu keha Pass”aur“agr Lrki hue tu kehna fail”.
Sikh ka bcha peda hote he mr gya.
tu nurse boli “srdar g supply I hy”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Srdar:kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe legya
PATHAN: jhot bolti hy,1900 the maine khud gine the
Srdar:yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 poltry farm ka manager dousray poltry farm vaalon k haan gia,
vahan ja k daikha k dusray poltry farm valon ki 75% murghian 2 , 2 anday deti hain.
Manager apne poltry farm vapis aaya,
danda(stick) utha lia or announce kia jo murghi aaj se 2 anday nahi degi,uski dhulai hua kre gi.
Sab murghion ny dar k maaray
2 , 2 anday diae,par 1 ny 1 hi anda dia,
manager ny us se poucha,baqi sb ny 2 , 2 diae,tum ny 1 q dia?
Us ny javab dia: shukr karo ma ny 1 anda de dia hai,ma murgha houn.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
1 molvi ka tota (parrot) daily 1 shakhs ko
"oye beghairat" kaha karta tha
us shakhs ne molvi se shikayat ki
molvi ne tote ko danta
agle din jab wo shakhs qareb se guzra
to tota kuch na bola
thora agay ja k us shakhs ne peche mur k dekha to
tota hanste hue bola "Samajh to gaya hoga";-)
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
3 ways to catch a Tiger
1:Newtonz method:Allow the Tiger to catch u and catch the tiger!
2:Einsteinz method: Chase the Tiger untill it get tired then catch it!
3:Pakistani Police method: Catch a Cat and beat it untill it accepts its a Tiger!!!
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
"Friendship among Men"
A woman didnt come home at night
Next day she told her husband
"Mai apni saheli k ghr ruk gai thi"
Man called wife's 10 best friends
None of them knew anything bout it
Now
"Friendship among Men"
A man didnt come home at night
Next day he told his wife
"Mai dost k ghr so gya tha"
Wife called her husband's 10 best friends.
8 of them said, "JI WO RAT MERY PAS HI THA" and 2 claimed,
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"BHABI WO SOYA HUA HAI KAHAIN TO JAGA DU!"
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???
2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na...
1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.
2nd: Woh kese???
1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Santa :-jab main paida hua tha to mere papa ne 51 banduke chalwai thi.
Banta:-kamaal hai,sabka nishana chook gaya.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa jain: murga kesa diya.
Shopkeeper: Rs. 80 Rs. 50 Rs. 10
Santa jain: Rs. 10 Ka itna sasta kyu?
Shopkeeper: Saab isse aids hai.
Santa jain: de do khana hai, shaadi thodi karni hai!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Doctor k band clinic k agay lambi line thi 1 Sardar bar bar line me ghusta Log usko pkr k pichey phenk datey.
Sardar:Lagay rho saalo, me b clinic nhi kholun ga!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar samosy k andr ka masala kha rha tha
1 admi ny pucha,sardar ye kia?
sardar :mujhay doctor nay bahir ki chezyn khanay sy mana kia hua hy.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Aadmi Sardar se:Rotay Q ho?
Sardar:Truck di takar tu bal bal bchya wan!
Admi:Bch to gay ho phr Q rote ho?
Srdar:Truck day piche likhya c
“FAER MILLAN GAY”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
JO' or 'WO' dono best friend the
1din 'JO'ne 1 darawni film dekhi or 'WO' Mar gya
ab bolo 'WO' Kyu mar gaya.
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kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)