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Ek Student Ki Aakhri Khwaish

Ek student ki aakhri khwaish Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena, mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabrpar girls hostel bana dena!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baap ne betay se kaha

Baap ne betay se kaha :
‘dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he….’

Beta : ‘aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
3 kamchor

1 dafa 3 kamchor beth k khana kha rahe the, khane me namak kam tha unhone kaha k jo pehle bole ga wo ja k namak le k aega.
Sb wahin bethe rahe
3 din guzr gae koi na bola,na khana khaya. 1 din 3no behosh hogae.

Logo ne samJa shayd wo mar gae hain. Unka janaza parhaya or dafan krne k liye qabrstan le gae.

Jab pehle wale ko qabar me utarne lage to wo bol utha k “oye me zinda hon”
Baki 2no bole “Ja fir namak le k aa

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Hathi ne Romntic mod m 1 Chunti ko chera

1 Hathi ne Romntic mod m 1 Chunti ko chera

Chunti ghusy me Hathi ki bv k pas ja k boli

Apny AWARA SHOHAR ko smjha lo
Warna MARD hamary ghar me b hein.”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 charsi Bhang bana raha tha

1 charsi Bhang bana raha tha.
1 admi bola:
Yaar, dunya chaand pr pohnch gai or tum yahan bhang bana rahay ho.

Charsi:
Mei b ye pee k bas nikalney he wala hun.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Marasi Karely leny gia

Marasi Karely leny gia
Shopkeepr sabzi ko pani lga rha tha
Marasi kafi dair intezar krta raha or Ghusay sy bola:

Jy inhan nu Hosh aa gai ay te 1 kilo tol dy..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Molvi Dua Maang Raha tha:

1 Molvi Dua Maang Raha tha:
Ya ALLAH Shahadat ki mout dey.

Paas baitha 1 Baba bola:
Molvi G Jihaad te Tussi Jana Nai Te Halway wich bomb kisi ne pana Nai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Telenor menu main khush Aamdeed…

Telenor menu main khush Aamdeed…

Rishte k LIAY 1 dbaen,

Mngni k LIAY 2 dbaen,

SHADI k LIAY 3 dbaen,

psund ki shadi k liye apni Ammi k paon dabaen

Aur,

Doosri shadi k liye pehli ka gala dbaen…!!;)

Telenor call krne ka shukria,
HAVE A 9ICE DAY.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
GEOMENTARY”

GEOMENTARY”
Batain Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal Kahan Lagaya Gya Tha?
.
Jawab Janiye Is Break K Baad!

BREAK:
Ufone… Tum he to ho
.
LU ka Zeera plus.
.
Surf excel.dadi 1 minute.

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Zong,sub keh do.
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Dew, do the dew.
.
Jazz.apna he.
.

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Welcome Back After The Break
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Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal…
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ROAD Pe Lagaya Gya Tha!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
BED K Niche Se

Dost:kia BV Se Larai Khtm Hui

2nd dost:Han Ghutne Taik K Mere Pas i Thi

1st:Usny Ghutne Taik K Kya Kaha?

2nd:Yehi K BED K Niche Se Nikal Ao Kuch Nai Kahun gi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 black african larki ko Jadu gar ne jadu sy per laga diye Larki : wow! ab kya main PARI ban gai hun? Jaduger: Anni diye . Tu cham’gader ban gai ain…!

1 black african larki ko Jadu gar ne jadu sy per laga diye

Larki : wow!
ab kya main PARI ban gai hun?

Jaduger:
Anni diye
.

Tu cham’gader ban gai ain…!

Larki : wow!
ab kya main PARI ban gai hun?

Jaduger:
Anni diye
.

Tu cham’gader ban gai ain…!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Bus me Ek young grl khari thi,

1 Bus me Ek young grl khari thi,
1 Bachche ne kaha Aap meri Jagah pe baith jayen,
Grl ne use thappar maar diya……
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Bhalai ka tu zamana hi nahi hai aj kal. . .
..
..
.bacha rotay huay
Dobara apny abu ki goud me baith gya……

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Dedicated to all genius students

…SUCCESS…
1. kabhi top na kro wrna log tm se jalne lge gy
2. Hmsha late class me jao iss trha hr teacher tmhe yad rkhe ga
3.zyda prhny se time zaya hota hy or time zaya krna gunah hy
4.kbi test na do q k beizzati k 2 marks se izzat k 0 marks ache hain
Dedicated to all genius students

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Molvioun ki bus ja rhi thi

Molviyon ki Bus Ja rahi thi
1 Ne Kaha jb b raste Me
Larki Nazr Aye to
ASTAGFIRULLAH
prhna
Kafi der bad 1 Ne Kaha
ASTAGFIRULLAH
Baqi Boly
Kahan hai
kahan hai….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Sharabi sharab se tang aa gaya

1 Sharabi sharab se tang aa gaya aur khali botlain tornay laga
Ek tori
Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai
Doosri tori
Teri waja se mera ghar tabah hua
Teesri tori
Teri waja se mujhy BV chor k chali gai
4th uthayi to wo bhari hui thi
Usay rakh k bola
TU SIDE TE reh tera koi kasor nae

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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