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Sardar's exams and fighting

2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Honeymoon of sardar

Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Colony Ka Bhikari

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife Husband And A Boyfriend

1 LADY APNE BOY FRND K SAATH GHUM RHI THI
,
ITNE ME USKA HUSBND AGYA OR USKE Boy Frnd KO
PITNE LGA.
.
LADY-MAR SALE KO,APNI BIWI GHUMATE NAI
,
DUSRE KI BWI KO GHUMANE LE ATE H.
.
(fir boyfrnd ko josh aya gya or wo husbnd ko mrne lga)
lady-mar sale ko,na khud ghumane le jata h na kisi or ko
ghumane deta he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Total vich kamal

Teacher: Your son is fail.See
his report

Eng-20
Math-15
Urdu-18
Phy-13
Chem-15
Total-98

Sardar:Total wich te kmal e kr dita
ae Es Subject di Techar kon c

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Kurri jawan ho gai

Sardarni:

Kurri jawan hi gai A,

koi changa jeya munda
wekho 26 saal da howay.

“SARDAR”

Jay 26 saal da na milay
te

13,13 de 2 le aawan

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
1Baalti Mein Paani

Sardar: 1Baalti Mein Paani
Le Kar Ja Raha Tha K

Barish Shuru Ho Gae
Or Barish Ka Pani Baalti
Mein Chala Gaya.

Sardar: O Tuwadi Khair Sara
Pani Gilla Ho Gaya

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Sheshe ki gurentee

Sardar:
Is sheeshay ki kya guarante
hy?
Dukandar:
Esko 100 manzil se nichey
girao,99
manzil tk nhi tootey ga.

Sardar:
jee Oye!kar dy pack.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
20 sal tak olad nahi hui

Sardarni: 20 Saal Tk Meri Koi
Olad Ni Hoi.
.
.
2nd Sardarni:Te Fer Tu Ki Kita ?
1st: Fer Me 21 Saal Di Hoi Te
Abbay Ne Mera VIYAH Kr Ditta
“Fer Ja K Kaka Hoya

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
1122

Ayk Sardar Ny Aag Bujany
K Leay Phoonk Mari To Us
Ka Padd Nikal Gaya.
Dobara Phoonk Mari To Phir
Sy Padd Nikal Gaya.
Sardar Ny Hips Ko Aag Ki
Tarf Kia Or Gusy Sy Bola,
“Le Tu Bujha Le”
Vaddi Aai 1122

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Mor hi nahi tha

1 Sardar ka accident ho gya

Doctor ne pochha: Sardar g accident kaisay hua?

Sardar: Doctor sab main morr kattan lagga c

pr aggay morr e nai c…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
April fool

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

When conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
And took the ticket and said April Fool.
I have pass.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
10fruit k name

Teacher:
10 fruits k name btao…

Sardar:
1 amrood,
.

.
Teacher:
shabash
.
.
Te 1 Saib,
.
.
.
.
.
teacher:good,aur?
.
.
.
.
Tey 8 Maaltey…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Jurmana maf ki application

Teacher:Jurmana mafi ki Aplication
likho..

Sardar:Jurmana kina a?

Teacher:5 rupay.

Sardar:Ay ly 5 rupay baapu ne kya c
5,10 rupay wastay kisay kanjar di
minnt ni krni….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Habshi

Sadar USA mein tha.

1 building mein aag lag gae.

Sardar Fire Brigade se:Tum logo
ko Nechey Phainko main Catch karon
ga.

Pehle 1 Larka aya phir larki phir
admi phir aurat Sardar ne sab ko
pakar liya

Phir 1 Habshi aya to Sardar ne
chor diya aur bola:

O kanjro jehray sarr gaye ne O
te na Sutto…!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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