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1 sardarni dusri sardarni se

1 sardarni dusri sardarni se: Meri 20 saal tak koi olaad nai hui

Dusri sardarni: Phir ?

1st sardarni: Phir kia, jab me 21 sal ki hui to abu ne meri shadi kar diaaj Mola k fazal se 3 kake hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 sardar bus main betha

1 sardar bus main betha
us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia

sardar dar gia or bola "molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Larki Se Pyar Kerta

Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.
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UnCLe: To UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDiKi BaaT KaR,
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BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe hai:p

by Numan Malik (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar and April fool

Santa got into a bus on 1st April.
When conductor asked for the ticket he gave 10 rs and took the ticket and said "APRIL FOOL, I have PASS"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
centery


Sachin ki century nahi hone denge

Afridi: Hum Sachin ko kissi bi haal main Century ki century nehi bananey dey gey.

Shoaib: Magher hum usey rokey gey kaisey!!!!! wo tu gazab ki form main hai?

Afridi: Hum 100 key andur hi all out ho jaey gey...!!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
pathan

Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:


Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...




2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/#sthash.zVQBoM48.dpuf

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
aaj mein ney ek faqeer ki jaan bachai

Ek dost doosrey ko bata raha tha, “aaj mein ney ek faqeer ki jaan bachai or khoob sawab kamaya”

Doosra dost, “woh kaisey?”

Pehla, “Mein ney faqeer sey poocha key agar tumhein 1000 rupey doon to tumhari kia halat ho gi?, faqeer bola key woh khushi sey mar jaey ga, yeh sun ker mein ney 1000 ka note wapis jaib mein rakh liya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek purani adakara ek qasbey mein gyee

Ek purani adakara ek qasbey mein gyee to log us key gird jama ho gyey. Woh khushi key aalam mein boli, “Aaj 35 saal ki umer mein bhee utni hi maqbool hoon jitni 15 saal ki umer mein thee”

Abhee woh khamosh hui hi thee key ek nojawan bol para, “Kia waqai aap ki umer 35 saal hey?”

“Beshak!” adakara ney jawab diya

“Aap ko apni woh film to yaad hi ho gi jis mein aap ney ek bewa ka role kiya tha, or woh bacha bhee yaad ho ga jis ko us film mein loriyaan suna suna ker sulaya kerti theen”, nojawan ney poocha.

“Haan haan, bilkul yaad hey, aisey lagta hey jaisey kal ki baat ho” adakara boli.

“Mein wohi bacha hoon, or meri umer 35 saal hey”, nojawan ney sanjeedgi sey jawab diya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar g Saw A Man Stealing A Purse

Sardar g Saw A Man Stealing A Purse

Thief: There Is 1000Rs In The PurseWe Can Take 50-50

Sardar g: Ok ... Ok
Wh8 About TheRemaining 900 ..? ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher:Can You Spell

Teacher:Can You Spell
A Word That Has More Than 100 Letters In It?

Sardar:Post Office

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
jis main ziadaprofit ho

1st Sardar:Yaar koi aisa kaambata jis main ziadaprofit ho ?

2nd Sardar:Aisa ker sardiyo'nmein sasti Baraf leker garmiyo'n meinbaich de ... ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..

1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..

Cheecker:- Ticket Please..Sardar:- Nahin Hai..

Cheecker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho?

Sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha

Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha
1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.

Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?

Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.

Sardar bola:Main CPU hoon... =P ;

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Karachi's Girls.

Karachi's Girls.

1st: Main Tou Us SeShaadi Kro'n gi JoHandsome Ho Aur Tum ?

2nd: Main Tou Us SeShaadi Kro'n Gi Jis kGhar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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