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2 Friends Jungle Main Bathroom Kar Rahay Thay,
Achanak SHER Agaya.
1st Friend: Oye Tu Dar Tou Nhi Raha Na?
2nd Friend: Nahi Nahi Yaar, Main Tou Nahi Dar Raha…
1st Friend: Tou Phir Apni Dho Meri Kio Dho Raha Ha…..:O
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aurat Doctor Say: Mera Ye 7 Saal Ka Bacha Wesay Tou Theek Ha,
Mgr Mujhay Lagta Ha K Is Ki Chichi Zara Choti Ha..
Doctor Bachay Ko Chek Kar K Fikar Ki Koi Bat Nhi Ha,
Ap Bas Is Ko Rozana Tiger Biscuits Khilaya Karain,
Ye Masla Hal Ho Jaye Ga…
Agli Subha Nashtay Ki Table Par
12 Boxes Tiger Biscuits Daikh Kar Bacha Khushi Say:
Wowwwww Itnay Saray Biscuits..
Aurat: Khabardar Jo In Ko Haath Bhi Lagaya Tou,
In Main Say Sirf Aik Tumhara Ha Our Baqi Tumharay Papa K Liye Hain… :O :D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Billi: Tum Kitnay Saal K Ho?
Hathi: 3 Saal Ka Hu.
Billi: 3 Saal K Ho Our Itnay Baray Kesay?
Hathi: Nido Peeta Hu.
Sehat Ki 10 Khoobiyo Wala.
Tumhari Umar Kya Ha?
Billi: 30 Saal.
Hathi: 30 Saal Ki Our Itni Choti?
Billi: Fair&lovely Use Karti Hu.
Umar Ka Pata Hi Nahi Chalta ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.
Dost: Kiun?
Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Waiter: Khan Sahb, 10 Rs Tip To Meri Insult Hy..
Khan: To Phir..?
Waiter: 20 Rs To Hon..
Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nhi Kr Skta..!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Patan Ne Jali Note Banaya Orr Quaid-E-Azam Ki Topi Bhol Gaya
Jab Dukandar Ko Dia Tou Dukandar Ne Kaha:
Iski Tou Topi Nahi Hay.
Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-E-Azam Lala Ki Garmion Ki Tasveer Hay
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha.
Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?
Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya Hai
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan K Paas 1 Mehman Aaya. Pathan Bola: ''O Yara Is Pankhe K Niche Betho Tumhe Sawaab Milega.
Mehman:wo Kese?
Pathan: Hm Ye Pankha Masjid Se Utaar K Laya Hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Kal 125 logo ko bewakoof banaya. Kaise? niche dekho.. . Bas, Aise hi.. Ha...Ha... Ab 126 HOGAYE.....;-> More................
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1
13
khayal
20
na aawey
tay
80
udaas ho
janday haan
100
20
nhi sakdy
Chalo
A
10
devo
Tusi
20
saanu
iina
E
yad
kardey O
Ya roz
32
band
kar k
100
janday
O.
A gall kisay 9
20
na 10 daveen k
13 mera 7 hamesha rahaway ga
Q
k
A DIL 20
Tera
tey
80
20 tere
I MIS U DIL K 7
Hum 2,9,1,7. .
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ap k liye jaan kon de skta Hy?
Select NO.
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Mt krna
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Apko ghr me 2sri dfa salan koi Nhi Deta jaan kon dega!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
2015 ki phli bezti
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Sipahi Ko Shart Lgne Ka Shok Tha Or Kbhi Hrta Nhi Tha
S.H.0 Ne Usy Bulya 0r Shart Lgne Se Mna Kia
Sipahi!Sir Akhri Shart,
Wo B Apse
Apki tang pe zakhm ka nishn Hai.
S.H.0! May Shart Lgta Hon K Nhi Hai
Sipahi! May pent utrwa K Dekhon Ga
S.H.O!Thek Hai
5000 Ki Shart Lg Gai
Sipahi Ne pent utrwy
5000/- SHO Ko Dia Or Kha Sir May Haar Gya SHO Bra Khush Tha K May Shart Jeet Gia
Darwza Khula Sare Staf Ne Andr Jahnka
0r Rony Lgy
S.H.0 Pent Pehn Kr Bhir Aya 0r Pocha Kya Hua?
Staf
ye Hm Se 25,000 Ki Shart Lga K Aya Tha K S.H.0 Ki pent utrwaon Ga.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Jb 1 Aurat dosri se baat karti hy to
Shetan 1 corner me khamoshi beth jata hy
Or
Sirf Seekhta hi nahi hy
Notes Banata Hy Notes.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
There is nothing more expensive than a female tear...
when a single drop comes out,it first mixes with "loreal" eyeliner and "dior" mascara.
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then when it come down to cheek it mixes wit "D&G blusher"..
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and in case it touches the lips,,it gets mixed with "Maybelline" lipstick
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this means that a single drop is worth atleast Rs.1500......)
Don't ever let girl cry......
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Q: 1 mooli doosri mooli se introduction kese poochegi?
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Socho
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Nahe pata?
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Simple yaar
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Ans:
Tou Kis Khait ki Mooli hai?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)