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Teacher: Chaman,
If Your Father Earned $100,000
And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother,
What Would She Have?
Chaman: A Heart attack
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher – Agar irada pakka kar k kuch kaam karo
tou woh poora hota hai…!!!
Student – Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aaj
aap meri baahon me hoti..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
teacher:bachoo my name is khan dekh kar kya
lesson mila?
bachee:my name is khan se ye samajh me aya ke
paglo se bhi ladkiya pat sakti hai.........
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
teacher : said translate into english wo meri nawasi hai
student:itna asaan itna asaan
she is my 89
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Extraordinarily Student Teacher:
"Do you know
Avogadro's Number" ??
pappu : "Avogadro Ladka Tha
Ya Ladki" ??
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Teacher: "Ladka" .
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pappu : "Sorry Dude, Mai Ladko
Ke Number Nahi Rakhta"
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
golu-madam aap murgi hai kya teacher- q golu -
aap mujhe hamesha test mein anda deti hain
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is
round
Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and
you say so !
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Moment Which Almost Came In Everyone's School Life
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When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind And Then Say
"Who? Me?" =O :P
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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. Teacher- kyu.?
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Teacher:Children whom do u hate The most?
LKG Boy:Rajaram Mohan Roy.
Teacher: oh God!! Y do U hate him?
LKG Boy:He abolished Child Marriage
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
In the chemistry paper one student asked from another about the blank no 3.
the teacher was also standing there so he was trying to whisper but the other student cannot hear it clearly..
So he said loudly my father name is Bond and I guess the covalent was my Grandfather...
And the teacher said then you must be the covalent Bond ..
hahaha
:D
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
A student asked a question from his Chemistry teacher.. Sir where do you put dirty dishes?
The teacher replied: In the zinc
Hahaha =D
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Our brilliant Santa does it again-
Teacher- Which is ur favourite dish?
Santa- TATA SKY!!! ;
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Student: Sir, kiya aap mujhay aik aesay kaam kee
saza daingay jo maen nay naheen kiya."
Teacher: Naheen, maen aesa kyoon karoonga bhala.
Student: Shukriya sir, baat ye hae kay aaj maen
nay homework naheen kiya.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher tells a student
a=b, b=c & a=c
tell me the example.
Student: I love u - u love your daughter - so I love
your daughter.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)