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Teacher:Dukh hamesha 7 rahta ha magar khushi ati jati hai ye english me btao
sardar:my wife is always with me but her sister come and go.

Sir:monkey aur donkey me kia farq hai?

Teacher:agr parhne wala hans pary to monky aur na hanse to donkey

ab to phans gae ho.

Teacher:insan apne ap ko sab se ziyada khofzada kb feel karta hai?

Pappu:jab wo 1 aise wash room me baitha ho jis ki kundi na ho

Teacher:taalaq ki sab se bari waja kia hai'

stdudent:sir shadi

Teacher:tum jante hu tumhare fail hone ki sub se bari waja kia hai?

Student:han madam fail hone ki asl waja exam hain.

Apne teachers ki bahut respect kijye

q k

is dunia me murghi k ilawa wo ek parsonality hai jo ap ko anda de sakit hai.

Teacher:A.B.C sunao,

student: A.B.C

TEacher:aur sunao?

Studend:aur Allah ka shukar hai ap sunao.

Teacher :wo 3 word btao jo sub se ziyada bole jate hain?
Student:mujhe nai pata
teacher :shabash beta baith jao.

Lebrary me bahut khamoshi thi k achanak se aik punjabi ne zoor se paad maar dia

teacher:ye kia hai?

Punjabi:khamoshi ka bycot

Teacher:stand up ,tell any two pronous.

Studend:woh.... Me
teachar:very good sit down

Teacher :qatel kise kehte hain
pathan:nai pata
teacher :agr tum apne baap ko maar do to ap kia huwe
pathan:yateem

Teacher bata sakte ho k sardar pe kitne jokes hain?
Sardar kafi dair sochne k bad bola:mushkil se 2 ya 3 baqi suchi kahanian hain.

Teacher :shalwar k nare ko english me kia kehte hain?
Pathan:P.H.D
teacher:is ka kia matlb hai?
Pathan:pajama holding device.

Teacher:btao bacho urdu ki pehli senlint movie kon si thi?
Papu:sir jb filam silent me thi to ap ko kaise pata chala k wo urdu me hai.

Teacher:such aur weham me kia farq hai?
Studend:ap humen parhati hain ye such hai aur hum parhte hain ye ap ka waham hai.