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MagerMach

Teacher to Student: "MagerMach" ko jumly main istimal karo.

Student: Main Mastung chala jaon ga "Mager Mach" ni jaon ga. :D

by lescol (few years ago!)
Mother day

Teacher:mother day par maan kaisi hasti hai
Pathan:hahahahahahahahahaha aise hasti hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Bijli

Teacher bijli khan se ati hai
Bacha:mere mamun k ghar se
Techer wo kaise
Bacha jab bi light jati hai abu kehta hai pher kat li salon ne

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Bolne ka style

Teacher:kal tum school kiun nai ae
Sardar:gir gaya tha aur lag gai thi
Techer kia lag gai thi
Sardar:takia pe gir gaya tha aur ankh lag gai thi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Home work

Teacher :ap ne home work kiun nahain kia?
Pathan:sir hum hostel me rahta hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Google khan

Teacher :tumhare abu ka naam kia hai?
Pathan:google khan
Teachar :ye kia naam hai
Pathan:hum jahan bi ho wo humen dhondh leta hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Apne afaz ka byan

Urdu teacher:wo dekho samne aik khob surat larki khari hai is ko apne afaz me byan karo.
Studant:wo dekho dosto tumhari bhabi khari hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Door ka saga bhai

Teacher;ye bacha tmhara kia lagta hai.

Sardar;ye mera door ka saga bhai hai.

Techer;wo kaise

Sardar;is k aur mere darmayan me 6 behan bhai hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
:p

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
juta

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Dadu

Teacher : Tum kahan paida huway?

Pathan : Khyber PakhtoonKhuwaa me.

Teacher : Is k spelling batao?

Pathan : Zara thehro! Hum ko lagta hai k hum

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DADU me paida huwa tha....:-0

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
yateem

Teacher : Qaatil kisy kehty hen?

Pathan : Mujhy nahi pata.

Teacher : For example Tumne apne baap ko qatal

ker diya, to tum kiya huye?

Pathan : Yateeem.....:-p

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Sardar

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay

Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?

Sardar Je:

MISS

?NARRA?:-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?

Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han

Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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