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Baap ne betay se kaha: Dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila hai,
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Aap bay-fikar rahein, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga!'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
*LARNE se MOHABBAT barrhti hai.
"FÄRÄZ".
Ye keh kr Wo Meri Ankh py "Mukka" Mar k bhag gai!
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Dekh yr PAGAL ki Bachi ko.....
Bolti hai k
12 Mahiney me
12 Tareeqey se Tujh pe Pyar Lutaon gi Main
Abi to ek Tareeqa howa hai or 11 baki hai:
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor:" Santa! Your daughter has died!"
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Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
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At 50th floor he remembers "I don't have a daughter!"
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At 25th floor: "I'm NOT married!
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At 10th floor: I'm "Banta NOT Santa
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 Banday Hajj Nahi Kr sktey
1) ASIF zarari , Q k Koi Shakhs Apney ap ko Pathar Nai Mar sakta !!!!
2) ALTaf bhai , Q k hajj telephone pe nahi ho sakta!!!! :-
3) Nawaz sharif , Q k koi shakhs
1 Crore k Bal Lagwa kar Tind nahi Karwa ay ga...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Arrange marriage :
Rs 200,000 shadi per
Rs. 50,000 haq mehar
Rs. 50,000 mukhtalif rasmon per
Rs. 300,000 jahez
... Rs 100,000 valeema
shadi k 3 dino ka kharch Rs. 30,000
total : Rs 775,000
love marriage
RS 120 ka stamp paper
200 taxi ka kiraya
50 typist ko
mithai Rs 300
total: 670
dil lagao
kharcha bachao
aaj nhe kro ge to kal bhugto ge
khamoshi ka bycot.....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Father to Son: Is Baar Exam main Pass huwe ya Fail,
BIKE Zarur Dilaunga.
Son: Konsi Bike?
... Father: Paas Huwe to HONDA 70,
College Jaane k Liye
Aur
Fail hue to YAMAHA 100
Doodh Bechne k Liye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar USA mein tha 1
building mein aag lag gae
Sardar fire fighter se:
tum logo ko nechey phainko
... main catch karon ga.
Pehle 1 larka aya
phir 1 larki
phir admi
phir aurat
Sardar ne sab ko pakar liya
Phir 1 habshi aya to
Sardar ne chor diya aur bola
o kanjro jehray sarr gaye
ne o te na sutto...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: Mere Dada ne 1857 ki jung mein 8 dushmano ki taangein kaat di thin..
Dost: Gardanein Q nahi kaatin?
Sardar: Wo koi pehle hi kaat gaya tha..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"
... SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"
SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Teacher Ka Un Ki Class K Sath Group Photo Banaya Geya,
Doosrey Din Teacher Bachon Ko 1, 1 Photo Detey Huye Kehne Lagi:
"Jab Tum Bare Ho Jao Ge To Hairat Se Is Tasveer Ko Dekho Ge Aur Kaho Ge K:
... Ye Iram Hai Jo Amarica Chali Gayi,
Ye Hina Hai Jo Londan Chali Gayi,
Ye Pappu Hai Jo Boorha Ho Chuka Hai"
Pappu Ye Sunn Kar Jal K Bola:
"Aur Ye Hamari Teacher Hain Jin Ka Inteqal Ho Chuka Hai"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Admi:
Tumhari shadi kis se huwa?
Santa:
Hamara 1 aurat se shadi hua huwa
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Admi:
Bewakuf kabhi kisi mard se bhi shadi hoti hai?
Santa:
Han hamara Behan ka huwa hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat ban jaty hain
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Ake din main ghar bote dair se pahuncha
DAD: "Kahan Tha Tu????"
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Me: "Friend ke ghar per tha.."
DAD called 10 of my friends in front of me
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle..... yahin par tha....."
2 ne Kaha: "Abhi just nikla he hai.....ah ra ho ga"
3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai uncle, Padh Raha hai... Phone Du Kya????"
AUR EK NE TO HADD HE KAR DI.......
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Bola: "Haan papa bolo kya hua... koi kaam hai?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
operation se phely doctor ny phloon k haar mangwaey....
mariz: ye kis k liye.
doc: mera 1st operation he agar kamiyab hua to mery liye warna tumhary liye:P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
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.2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife saw a sign board:
Shafon suit
Rs 25
... Coton suit
Rs 15
Banarsi suit
Rs 18
Wife:Give me Rs 5OOO i will buy 50 suit.
Husband:Andhi. dhobi ki dukan hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)