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Aik wo bi zamana tha

Dada;aik zamana tha jb mein sirf 10 rupee me ghee,dhoodh, dalein, sub kuch le ata tha.
Pota;ab ye bagairti nai chalti jagah jagah camere lag gae hain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pathan mongphalli wala

1 Pathan Bank k samnay mongphalli bech raha tha. Ek dost nay pathan say 1000 rupay udhar mangay.

Pathan nay bahana banaya: Yara! hamara Bank k sath agreement hai.
Bank mongphalli nahi bechay ga,
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aur hum kisi ko loan nahi day ga :D hahaha

by Zaid Mughal (few years ago!)
aek ghante baad

Pathan Apny Bety k liye

Rishta leny gaya
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Larki Walay : Abhi to hamari Beti

Parh rahi hai.
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Pathan : Chalo hum

1 Ghanty k baad aaye ga...:-p

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Pathan 2 Shopkeeper

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
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Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhaira karna hai?

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
lady doctor

Lady Doctor Pathan se :

Tum roz clinic k bahar kharay ho ker aurton ko q

ghoortay ho?


Pathan :

Aap hi ny bahar likha hua hai k,

"Aurton ko dekhnay ka time 9 say 11 tak...":-p

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
fall in love

March 19th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

The Human Brain is awesome

it functions 24 hours a day

from the day we are born

and only stops when

we are taking an exam

or

Fall in love

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
pathan

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
khamoshi

Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad Poli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
April fool

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Sardar

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1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

eacher: Story sunao

Sardar: 1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

1st Sardar:
0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kia Jae?
2nd Sardar:
Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai K Admee So He Jae

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

1 sardar ne jalti huwi building se 6 aadmi nikale loogoon ne phir bhi ussay mara kiun?
kiun k wo 6 log fire brigade wale they

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai

2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin

sardar:iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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