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Ticket Seller Apne Boss Se: “Boss, Koi Bhi Ra-1 Movie Ki Ticket Nahi Le Raha, Hum To Barbad Ho Jayenge”
Boss Kuch Sochte Hue: “Hmmm, Ek Kam Kar Free Ki Tickets Baant Jab Vo Ander Guss Jaye To Sare Darwaje Band Karke Exit Ticket 500 Rs Ki Bech“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dosto, Aakhirkar Pata Chal Hi Gaya Ki 2012 Mein Duniya Khatam Kyun Ho Jayegi?
5/8/2012 Ko “Friendship Day” Aur “Raksha Bandhan” Ek Hi Din Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila.
Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do”
Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola: “Kya Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai?”
Bhikhari Khushi Se : “Ji Hain”
Santa: “To Sale, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar Na“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Ne ek Bache Ka Kidnap Kiya Or Kaghaz Pe Yeh Likh Ke Bache Ki Peeth Pe Chipkaya
10 Lakh Kal Subah Pull Ke Neechy Pahuncha Do
Or Bache Ko Ghar Waapis Bhejh Diya
Doosrey Din Woh Pul Ke Neeche Gaya Tu Usse Paise Mil Gaye Or Sath Kaghaz Pe Likha Tha
Khuda Qasam Paise Ka Ghum Nahi, Ghum Iss Baat Ka Hai Ke Pathan Ne Pathan Ko Loota
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Ek Accedient Karne Ki Wajah Se Court Mein Pesh Kiya Jata Hai.
Judge Logo Ki Tarhaf Dekh Kar Bolta Hai.
Judge: “Order, Order”
Santa: “1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-Drink”
Judge: “Shut Up!”
Santa: “No No, ….. 7-Up“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Car Ki Nilaami Ho Rahi Thi.
1 Lakh, 2 Lakh, 3 Lakh…..
Santa Shocked: “Iss Khataare Mein Aisa Kya Hai? Jo Itne Rate Lagg Rahe Hai?”
Seller: “Iss Ke 10 Accident Hue Hai Har Baar Sirf Biwi Hi Marti Hai, Husband Bilkul Sahi Salamat Rahta Hai”
Santa Khush Hoke: “10 Lakhhhh“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Aaj Kal Ke Patiyo Ki Udaasi Ko Dekh Kar Bola.
Aaj Ka Har Mard Bechara Do Mushkilo Mein Fassa Hai.
1. Biwi Makeup Kare To Kharcha Bardasht Nahi Hota.
2. Aur Makeup Na Kare To Biwi Hi Bardasht Nahi Hoti.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Bar Raste Se Jate Hue Ek Nepali Ko Ek Chirag Mila.
Usne Usko Gissa To Usmein Se Jinn Nikla Aur Bola.
Jinn: “Aaj Main Bahut Khush Hun, Main Tumhari 3 Murade (Wishes) Puri Karunga, Hukam Mere Aaka”
Nepali Khush Hota Hua: “1. Ek Bara Sa Bangla, 2. Ush Mein Khub Daulatmand Aadmi, 3. Ushka Chokidar Humko Bana Do“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Gusse Se Bacho Ko Jhad Raha Tha.
Teacher: “Agar Koi Ladka Aaj Ke Bad Girls Section Gaya To 1st Time Rs.100 Fine Hoga Or 2nd Time 200 & 3rd Time 500 Hoga.”
Pappu Ye Sunkar Bola: “Sir Monthly Package Ke Kya Charges Hai?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Arrange Marriage Karoge To:
1,00,000 Shadi Par
50,000 Dj Booking Par
50,000 Khane Peene Par
2,00,000 Jewellary Par
50,000 Shopping Aur Kapdo Par
& Rs.1,00,000 Shadi Ki Rasmo Par
Yani, Shadi Ke 3 Dino Ka Kharcha = Rs.5,50,000
Aur Love Marriage:
100 Rupye Ka Stamp
20 Notery Ke
50 Varmaala Ke
10 Photo Ke
Total 180 Rs.
Paisa Apka, Pasand Apki, Faisla Apka
Jago Nojawan Ladko Jago Soch Badaloge To Desh Badlega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Facebook Kitni Popular Ho Rahi Hai, Is Cheez Ka Andaza Is Choti Si Bat Se Pata Chalta Hai.
Ek Bar Ek Person Ne Apne Facebook Ke Status Par Likha.
“I Am Gonna Sleep Shirtless At Night…!”
After Sometime, 17 Mosquitoes Like His Status.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta Apne Dost Santa Ke Ghar Aya Hua Tha, Kuch Der Baad Apas Mein Baatein Marne Ke Bad Bola.
Banta: “Yaar Main To Ghar Chala, Aaj TV Pe 40 Feet Ka Saamp Dikhane Wale Hai, Maja Aa Jayega Dekh Ke”
Santa Udas Hote Hue: “Haan Yaar Maja To Aayega, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga”
Banta: “Kyu?”
Santa: “Kya Karu Mera TV To Sirf 21 Inch Ka Hi Hai Na“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Bar Raam Ji Aur Hanuman Ji Samjhote Ke Liye Raavan Ke Pass Gaye.
Baat Chit Ke Bich Mein Ek Dum Se Raavan Ne Hanuman Ji Se Kaha.
Raavan: “Cigarette Hai Kya?”
Hanuman Ji: “Nahi Hai”
Ram Ji Hanuman Ji Ke Kan Mein Bole: “Abe Juth Kyu Bol Rahe Ho, Hai To Sahi Tumhare Pass”
Hanuman Ji: “Prabhu, Kirpya Karke Aap Chupp Rahe, Is Sale Ke 10 Sir Hai Pura Packet Pee Jayega“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Sharabi Raat Ko 12:30 Baje Sadak Par Akela Ja Raha Tha,
Usko Ek Police Wale Ne Rok Liya Aur Pucha.
Police: “Kaha Ja Rahe Ho?”
Sharabi: “Daaru Peene Se Hone Wale Nuksaan Pe Parvachan Sunne.”
Police: “Itni Raat Ko Tera Baap Parvachan Dega?”
Sharabi: “Nahi Sahab Biwi Degi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Muftimal Naam Ka Ek Baniya Bazaar Se Kele Lene Gaya.
Ek Thele Wala Kele Bech Raha Tha Uske Pass Ruka Aur Pucha.
Muftimal: “Ye Kela (Banana) Kaisi Diya?”
Thelewala: “1 Rs Ka Ji.”
Muftimal: “60 Paisi Ka Deta Hai To Bol”
Thelewala: “60 Paisi Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega”
Muftimal Paisi Dete Hue: “Ye Le 40 Paisi, Chilka Apne Paas Rakh, Kela Mujhe Dede“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)