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Ek Bikhari Ne Kuch Paise Bacha Ke Lottery Ka Ticket Kharida,
Kismat Se Uski 1 Crore Ki Lottery Lag Gayi, To Usne Ek Bahut Bada Mandir Banvaya.
Uske Ek Bikhari Dost Ne Us Se Puchcha: “Abey Tune Mandir Kyu Banwaya?”
Bikhari Khush Hote Hue Use Bola: “Ab Is Mandir Ke Samne Sirf Main Akela Hi Beekh Manga Karunga“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Aurat Apne Pati Ke Sath Bazaar Mein Ja Rahi Thi
Tabhi Usne Ek Sign Board
Dekha, Jis Par Likha Tha.
Banarasi Saree 10 Rupaye,
Nylon Saree 8 Rupaye,
Cotton Saree 5 Rupaye,
Aurat Dekh Ke Khusi Se Pati Se
Boli: “Mujhe 500 Rupaye Do, Main 50 Saree Kharidoongi”
Pati Mathe Pe Haath Marta Hua Bola: “Oye Soordas Ki Maa, Laundry Ki Dukan Hai Wo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi Aate Jaate Apne Ghar Ke Paas Bethe Bikhari Ko Hamesha Beekh Deke Jaya Karta Tha
Ek Din Bhikhari Ne Aadmi Se Puchha: “Saab, Pehle Aap 10 Rupaye Dete The, Phir 5, Ab 1 Kyun?”
Admi: “Pehle Main Kuwara Tha, Fir Shadi Ki, Ab Bache Hai”
Bhikhari: “Wah Matlab Mere Paison Se Ayashi Ho Rahi Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Ladke Ne Ameer Hone Ke Liye Bhagwan Ki Tapasya Ki, Aakhir Ek Din Bhagwan Ji Parkat Ho Gaye
Ladka: “Bhagwan Ji, 1 Arab Saal Aapke Liye Kitne Samaye Ke Barabar Hote Hai?”
Bhagwan: “Ek Minute Ke”
Boy: “Aur 1 Arab Rupya?”
Bhagwan: “Ek Paise Ke Barabar”
Boy Kameene Pan Se: “To Bhagwan Ji Please Mujhe Ek Paisa De Do”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ek Jyotish Ke Paas Kundli Dikhane Gaya.
Jyotish: “Tera Naam Santa Singh Hai?”
Santa: “Ji Maharaj”
Jyotish: “Tujhe Do Ladki & Ek Ladka Hai?”
Santa: “Ji Maharaj”
Jyotish: “Tune Abhi 10 Kilo Chawal Kharide Hai?”
Santa: “Haan, Oye Aap To Antaryami Ho”
Jyotish: “Bete Agli Baar Aana, To Kundli Lana Ration Card Nahi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A woman, while touring a small South
American country was shown a
bullfight. The guide told her, "This is our
number one sport." The horrified woman said, "Isn't that
revolting?" "No," the guide replied, "revolting is
our number two sport.
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
Ek Police Wale Ka Beta Result Sheet Lekar Ghar Aaya
Baap Ne Result Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bete Se Bola: “Itne Kam Number Kyun Aaye? Aaj Se Tera Khelna Tv Dekhna Sab Bandh”
Beta: “Papa, Ye Lo 100 Rupaye Aur Baat Ko Yahi Khatam Karo“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Murgi ne india pakistan border par 1 Anda diya.
Dono desh
1 ande k liye larrne lage,
Faisla hua jo dusre desh ki zyada ladkiyo ko kiss karega anda uska hoga,
Indians ne 20,000 pakistani Ladkiyo ko kiss kiya,
Pakistani excited ho kar bole:= Ab humari bari hai.
Indians:= Chhoro yaar Anda tum hi rakh lo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Ko Road Pe Say 100 Rupay Ka Note Mila
Jis Par Likha Tha,,
.
.
. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket Mein Dala Or Bola
"Khair Mubarak" ;P : )
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Py Batha Jesy Hi Jahaz Ka Agla Tyre Oper Utha Tu Pathn Pilot Ko Marny Lga Or Bola Mai Pahly Hi Dara Howa Hon Or Tm One Wheeling Kr Rhy Ho
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
18 Saal Ho Gaye Koi Ladki Nahi Pati, Ye Hai Aam Zindagi.
Aur 18 Saal Ho Gaye Koi Ladki
Humein Nahi Pata Saki, Ye Hai
Mentos Zindagi.
Be Positive+
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Dukhi Baap Apne Khas Dost Ko Apna Dukhda Suna Raha Tha.
Baap: “Mere Char Bache Hai, 1st Mba, 2nd Mca, 3rd Phd, 4th Chor Hai”
Dost: “Chor Ko Ghar Se Nikalte Kyun Nahi?”
Baap: “Wo Hi To Kamata Hai, Baqi Sab Berozgar Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In search of seat in train,
Pessengr 1: thori takleef krein gy ap?
Psngr2: oi oi oi hui hui hui haye haye haye. . ! Enni kafi ay ya hor kran.
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
1 billi 1 sheikh k ghar se roti hoi nikli. kisi ne billi se ronay ki wajah poochi, billi ne jawab diya ‘ik tey menu marya utton mera choowa v kho laya”
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)