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Doctor:
Motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy tum rozana sirf 1 roti khaya karo,
Sardar:
Ye 1 roti khana khanay se pehle khani hy ya khanay k baad?.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar 1st time pizza hot geya
to waiter ne pizza la k rakh dia
Sardar adhe ghante tak betha raha phir cheekh k bola:
“O naan rakh gaya ain, Salan tera peo day ga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 sardar ji ki shadi hui.
Rukhsati k waqt dulhan pehle maa k galay lag k roi,
Phir baap k, phir bhai aor behan k galay lag k roi.
Sardar ji ne dulhan le jane se inkar kr dia or kaha
“aey twade kolon chup nai hondi te mere kolon kinj howe gi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 admi motor cycle par pankha ly kar ja rahe they ,
Ek sardar ne dekh liya or 500 ki texi karwai or un ke pichey lag gya, Kuch fasle par un ko roka or donon ko 1,1 lagai or bola,
bijli agy nai labdi tusi
sakootaran te vi pakhey laey hoay ney!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 SARDAR or American Siri paye kha rahe thay.
American k hath me bakray ki zaban agai.
American: Wats this?
SARDAR: Lo dasso
o khotaiya “This is Language”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Sardar ne new Car li aur us k door par likhwa deya
.
.
DARWAZA BAHAR KI TARF KHOLEIN* shukriya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 sardar road pe potti kr raha tha police pakar k lejany lagi to srdar bola:
Pa ji Saboot ty chuk lo.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dr. k Band Clinic k agay lambi line thi. 1 sardar bar-bar line me ghusta,log usko pakar k piche phenk datain sardar-Lage raho salo,me b clinic nahi kholunga,
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
TITANIC do0b rha tha,
1Gorey ne Sardar se pocha zameen kitni do0r hy?
Sardar:2k.m,
Gorey ne samndr m jump lga k pocha kis trf?
Sardar: “NEECHY” ki traf.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Do sardar raat ko ghoom rahy thy
1st sardar:
bohat garmi hy yar
2nd:
Han yar agar din hota to kahin chhaon mai beth jaty.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 sardar apne bhai ko mar raha tha.
1 admi ne poch tum esy q mar rahe ho.?
Sardar:
doctor ne kya c
.
.
enu goli kut k deni aa.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor:
Motape ka 1 hi elaaj hy tum rozana sirf 1 roti khaya karo,
Sardar:
Ye 1 roti khana khanay se pehle khani hy ya khanay k baad?.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa nashe me 1 Sadhu se takra gaya.
Sadhu: Arey murkh mai tumhe sharap deta hu,
Santa- Toda rukiye Maharaj main gilas le kar aata hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)