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Private school k bachy zoo mai

Private school k bachy zoo mai,

look the monkey is sleeping,let’s not distrb him.

Govt school k bachay

O wekh tera peyo sutta peya a,leya onu watta mariye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya.... Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi....use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le...;-)

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
1 Bacha

1 Bacha darwaze ki Bell bajane ki koshsh kar raha tha. 1 Buzurg ne dekha or Bell Baja di or bole

Beta or kuch…?
Bacha: Baba jee AB BHAGOOOOOOOOOO..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
joke

Pathan: Aj Me bus Ke Peache Ghar Tak Bhagta Huwa Aya Ho Or Kirye Ke 20 Rupe B Bacha Lie.

2sra Pathan:
Tum Bhut Bewakoof Ho Rikshe Ke Peache Bhagte To 80 Rupe Bach Jate:

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)
Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr

Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,
Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha

Ek admi Ne Pucha

Beta Padhte Ho?

Bacha: Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K
Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhalai Ka To Zamana Hi Nahi Hai Aaj Kal

Ek Bus Mein Ek Jawan Madam Khadi Thi,

Ek Bachhe Ne Dekha Aur Khada Hokar Bola

Bachha: “Mam, Aap Meri Jagah Pe Baith Jaye”

Teacher Ne Ye Sunkar Use Zor Se Ek Thappad Lagaya,

Bachcha: “Bhalai Ka To Zamana Hi Nahi Hai Aaj Kal”

Bacha Rote Hue Dobara Apne Papa Ki God Mein Beth Gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Se Bhagwan Hi Bachaye

Ladka: “Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Tum Kya Karti Ho?”
Ladki: “Kyu Bataun? Main

Tumhe Janti Bhi Nahi Hoon”
Ladka: “Na Batao Main Konsa
Tumhe Apni New Mercedes Car Mein Bitha Ke 5 Star Resturant Le Jane Wala Tha”

Ladki: “Jasmin, B.Com Final
Year, Punjab College, College Timing 8 Am To 1 Pm, Friday Timing 8 To 12 Pm, Sunday Off, Aati Papa Ke Sath Hoon Wapsi Pe Akeli Hoti Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Paise Kaise Bachaye, Santa Se Sikhe

Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behes Ho Rahi Thi.

Banta: “Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke Apne Honeymoon Par Akela Hi Chala Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye”

Santa: “Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui, Meri Sun, Mene Apni Biwi Ko Apne Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise Bachaye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
mashwara

aik faqeer: bachay say Allah kay naam par aik rupaya day do
bacha faqeer say: tum to hatay katay ho kama kar khao.
faqeer: aik rupaya manga hai mashwara nahin

by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!)
Ab Yaha Sirf Mera Raj Hoga

Ek Bikhari Ne Kuch Paise Bacha Ke Lottery Ka Ticket Kharida,
Kismat Se Uski 1 Crore Ki Lottery Lag Gayi, To Usne Ek Bahut Bada Mandir Banvaya.

Uske Ek Bikhari Dost Ne Us Se Puchcha: “Abey Tune Mandir Kyu Banwaya?”

Bikhari Khush Hote Hue Use Bola: “Ab Is Mandir Ke Samne Sirf Main Akela Hi Beekh Manga Karunga“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aakhir Biwi Chahti Kya Thi, Maarna Ya Bachana?

Car Se Takkar Hone Ki Wajah Se Ek Banda Behosh Ho Gaya
Patni Ne Fatafatt Doctor Ko Fon Milaya To Ek Kafi Bada

Doctor Mauke Pe Pahuncha
Marij Ko Check Karke Bola: “Ye To Mar Gaya Hai”

Itni Der Mein Marij Ko Bhi Hosh Aa Gaya Tha, Usne Ye Suna To Gabrate Hue Bola

Mareej: “Nahi Nahi, Main To Zinda Hun”

Ye Sunte Hi Marij Ki Biwi Use Boli: “Kuch To Soch Samjh Kar Bola Kijiye, Itne Bade Doctor Hai Jhooth Bolenge Kya?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Masoom Bache Ka Masoom Sawal

Ek Chota Sa Pyara Sa Bachha Ek Din Apni Maa Se Bola

Bacha: “Mummy Kya Apne Mujhe Paida Hone Se Pehle Dekha Tha Kya?”

Mummy: “Nahi To”
Bacha: “To Paida Hone Ke Baad Aapne Mujhe Pehchana Kaise?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Ek Rupaya Bachata Hai Apna Muftimal

Muftimal Baniya Newspaper Office Gaya Aur Waha Puchne Laga.

Muftimal: “Mera Chacha Mar Gaya Hai, Isko Chhapne Ke Kya Charges Honge?”

Agent: “50/- Rupaye Ek Akshar Ke”

Muftimal: “Oh Bohat Jyada Hai, Acha Likho – Chacha Guzar Gaye”

Agent: “Sir, Ismein Kam Se Kam 6 Akshar Aane Hi Chahiye”

MuftimalKuch Soch Kar: “Acha Likho, Chacha Guzar Gaye – Maruti For Sale“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Paisa Bachao Paisa, Santa Ke Idea Se

Santa Ke Ghar Aag Lagne Par Uski Patni Ki Kuch Body Jal Gayi.

Santa Usko Shehar Ke Mashoor
Sergion Ke Paas Le Gaya
Santa: “Doctor Sahab, Plastic

Surgery Karvane Mein Kitna Kharcha Aayega?”

Doctor: “5 Lakh Aayega Aur Dawaaiyo Ka Alag Se”

Santa Kuch Soch Kar Bola: “Doctor Sahab, Aur Agar Plastic Hum De To?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Paisi Bacha Ke Kya Karega Santa?

Ek Baar Santa Tailor Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Puchta Hai.
Santa: “Bhai Pent Ki Silwai Kitni Hai?”

Tailor: “Ji 150 Rupaye”
Santa: “Aur Nikar Ki Silwai?”
Tailor: “Ji 50 Rupaye”

Santa Kuch Soch Kar Bola: “Chalo Nikar Hi Seel Dena Par Lambai Pairo Tak Rakhna“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)